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About Gatfol Team

Gatfol is the culmination of a decade of development work by a small team of concerned and fed-up users of search engines and database search tools that find long complicated search queries still badly served. Gatfol exists to take the frustration out of search queries and allows us to talk to- and reason with unstructured data everywhere....

Gatfol and The Answer to Everything

 


In The HitchHiker’s Guide to The Galaxy, the answer to the ultimate
question is calculated by a gigantic super computer to be equal to 42.

The problem was that this ultimate question was unknown…

To calculate the question a special organic computer named “Earth” was created..

The quickest way to travel between continents would be by using
a tunnel through the earth from which all air has been removed.

Travel would be purely by accelerating and “falling” for the first half and
in equal measure decelerating for the second half for a dead stop exit.

It is a scientific fact that this travel will ALWAYS take 42 minutes….
…no matter if the tunnel is through the center of the earth or not.

Gravity powers this travel.

Gravity is not currently fully explained or understood…

Does the earth computer give itself away?


Gatfol provides questions…

Use Gatfol to Fight Cockroaches…

A cockroach will always run from everything that approaches…except a vacuum cleaner nozzle… 

Cockroaches’ main sensory protection are tiny hairs on their cerci sensing low frequency air changes.

Approaching fly swats, shoes, newspapers, hands and magazines create preceding air pressure build up.

Cockroaches sense it and run in 50 milliseconds…quicker than the blink of an eye…

Vacuum cleaner suction creates positive air pressure flow from the opposite direction…

…and cockroaches run right into the nozzle…

  Without Gatfol you would not have known this…

 Make Gatfol semantic analysis technology a household friend…

Could These Poems Be Written by Your Child’s Teacher?


Know the master

 A STUDY OF BOYHOOD

So young, and yet so worn with pain!
No sign of youth upon that stooping head,
Save weak half-curls, like beechen boughs that spread
With up-turned edge to catch the hurrying rain;

Such little lint-white locks, as wound
About a mother’s finger long ago,
When he was blither, not more dear, for woe
Was then far off, and other sons stood round.

Not gay, but gracious; plain of speech,
And freely kindling under beauty’s ray,
He dares to speak of what he loves; to-day
He talked of art, and led me on to teach,

All honest, and all delicate:
No room for flattery, no smiles that ask
For tender pleasantries, no looks that mask
The genial impulses of love and hate.

Oh bards that call to bank and glen,
Ye bid me go to nature to be healed!
And lo! a purer fount is here revealed:
My lady-nature dwells in heart of men.

SCHEVENINGEN AVENUE

Oh, that the road were longer,
A mile, or two, or three!
So might the thought grow stronger
That flows from touch of thee.

Oh little slumbering maid,
If thou wert five years older,
Thine head would not be laid

So simply on my shoulder!

Oh, would that I were younger,
Oh, were I more like thee,
I should not faintly hunger
For love that cannot be.

A girl might be caressed,
Beside me freely sitting;
A child on me might rest,
And not like thee, unwitting.

Such honour is thy mother’s
Who smileth on thy sleep,
Or for the nurse who smothers
Thy cheek in kisses deep.

FROM HALS DON TO CHELTENHAM TO TWO LITTLE LADIES.

Across three shires I stretch and lean,
To gaze beyond the hills that screen
The trustful eyes and gracious mien
Of unforgotten Geraldine.

Oh babbler gay as river stickle,
Next year you’ll be too old to tickle;
But while my Torridge flows I’ll say
“Blithe Edith liked me half day.”

A GARDEN GIRL

For when it was Lammastide two before this,
When freshening my face after freshening my lilies,
A door opened quickly, and down fell a kiss,
The lips unforeseen were my passionate Willie’s.

The lad’s mind is rooted, his passion red-fruited,
The head I caressed is another’s delight;
And I, though I stray through the year sorrow-suited,
At Lammas, for Willie’s sake, robe me in white.

TO TWO YOUNG LADIES

There are, I’ve read, two troops of years,
One troop is called the teens;
They bring sweet gifts to little dears,
Ediths and Geraldines.

The others have no certain name,
Though children of the sun,
They come to wrinkled men, and claim
Their treasures one by one.

There is a hermit faint and dry,
In things called rhymes he dabbles,
And seventeen months have heard him sigh
For Cissy and for Babbles.

Once, when he seemed to be bedridden,
These girls said, “Make us lines,”
He tried to court, as he was bidden,
His vanished Valentines.

Is Geraldine in flowing robes?
Has Edith rippling curls?
And do their ears prolong the lobes
Weighed down with gold and pearls?

And do they know the verbs of France?
And do they play duetts?
And do they blush when led to dance?
And are they called coquettes?

Oh, Cissy, if the heartless year
Sets our brief loves asunder!
Oh, Babbles, whom I daren’t call dear!
What can I do but wonder?

I wonder what you’re both become,
Whether you’re children still;
I pause with fingers twain and thumb
Closed on my faltering quill;


These excerpts describe infatuation of older men for pre-adolescent
children and were written around 1860 by William Johnson Cory, one
of the most renowned educators at Eton, when he was around 37 years of age,
ten years before he resigned on allegations of “pederasty” involving a young boy.

Had Gatfol semantic analysis technology
existed, innocence might have been protected

Use Gatfol to find the true meaning of words…

Where do Golf, Blue Stones and Motor Oil go Together…?


At Club de Golf near Arica in the Atacama desert in Chile…


Blue stones demarcate a “water” hazard


Grassless greens are slathered in used motor oil to make putting possible

Gatfol is a patented algorithmic semantic analysis technology
that makes strange and unusual sporting information easy to find

Use Gatfol to find out :

What is the best way to putt on sand ?
Who holds the Club de Golf course record ?
Why do many people play there in the first place ?
How many UFO sightings have there been at Club de Golf ?
Why do players leave no footprints whilst walking the course ?
Who is the famous actor in the red shirt and the Panama hat above ?
Has “human” activity at Club de Golf got an alien explanation as speculated ?

Gatfol Startup Announces Second Round of Funding and Massively Scalable Semantic Engine Closed Beta Release


Gatfol aims to be the world’s foremost technology in enabling humans to talk to data on machines

CENTURION, South Africa, eReleases, April 4, 2012

The Gatfol natural language semantic engine — algorithms for changing keyword input into man-to-machine questioning communication — has been in stealth development for over 9 years. With the current announced Beta release, Gatfol technology is now on the verge of providing the promised quantum leap data-access jump that is vital to keep major industries worldwide confidently surfing the information tsunami.

Within two months after announcement of patent filing and initial seed funding, founder and current CEO of Gatfol, Carl Greyling, releases news of the successful outcome of a second round of funding.

As detailed in the Gatfol blog, over twenty industries and Internet fields are now being covered by Gatfol technology, including: Banking, Content Filtering, Data Leakage Prevention (DLP), Image/Video Analysis, Neuro Tech Control, Online Advertising, Online Retail, Robotics, Security, Social Networking and Web Intelligence.

Gatfol attracted strong interest from investors worldwide in the recent funding round, including a funding group in the USA as well as local South African investors.

“We were fortunate in that we had a spread of opportunities to build on our current strong synergy-lined investor pool,” explains Greyling — and added that “It is critical for Gatfol to move within the next three months from the proven prototype technical environment to a full-scale large server outlay, preferably Hadoop cloud based, supported by ‘edge location’ push technology.”

According to Greyling, “With Gatfol Cloud we will be able to provide inline streaming semantic analysis in the millisecond production range, which is critical in helping large sub-second data-critical clients such as banks and search engines. Massive Gatfol Cloud roll-out is therefore where our latest funding will be utilised.”

Current projections are for the Gatfol prototype Beta release to be private for three months, with public Beta to be announced at the end of June 2012. Greyling says, “We would like Gatfol’s first public delivery to be as powerful as possible given available funding and reasonable final launch dates.”

About Gatfol

Conceptual thought around the Gatfol algorithms was initiated roughly 12 years ago in the UK. The Gatfol technology currently in development received an EMDA Innovation in Software award from the European Union in 2006.

While it is Gatfol’s big vision to eventually enable humans to converse with all machines containing or routing data, a more immediate goal encompasses data search, as search is effectively talking to information. Current efforts are concentrated on applying Gatfol’s technology to improve search using semantic intelligence (meaning in data), both on the Web and in proprietary databases. Gatfol technology was provisionally patented in the USA in April 2011 and is in process of being PCT protected in 144 countries worldwide.

Those interested in learning more about Gatfol technology can visit http://gatfol.com/blog.

Why is Gatfol Like a Fly?

 

A housefly is the most accomplished aerodynamicist on earth.

It can make six turns a second, hover, hurtle and do somersaults with 90-degree reversals – all with a brain smaller than a sesame seed.

How ?

The secret is in the fly being able to process multiple inputs to simple output extremely quickly. Roughly two-thirds of a fly’s entire nervous system is devoted to processing large streams of incoming stimuli. If these multiple signals had to be routed to an approximate equal amount of output permutations, a fly would be bogged down with process management very quickly. Instead – the massive amounts of sensory data is boiled down to a few basic commands such as “left”, “right”, “up” etc.

In the same manner Gatfol processing is able to perform multiword semantic conversions to single words extremely quickly. But – in addition to the fly – it can do the reverse (single to multiple) equally fast. This enables Gatfol to pick up core concepts in large datasets and like a fly – produce focused output to optimise operational input.

Gatfol crystallizes simple concepts from vague, extremely complex or ambiguous data

Gatfol is applicable across all industries where search – or analysis is involved

When Last did you see Soap-On-A-Rope?


Its ten years ago – as a soap-on-a-rope manufacturer
you strategise with a view to future market risk :

What is your major concern?

Would it be this?

Guess not…

Soap-on-a-rope in a shower was handy – within reach and immediately usable.

The first public-commercial availability of “no-leak” valves appeared in baby cups and –bottles. The no-leak valve made it possible for liquid shower soap containers to hang upside-down without leaking. Consumers prefer upside-down shower soap for ease of feed – especially in solving the air-gap inconvenience when the container runs low.

Other than novelty use, liquid shower soap effectively killed large batch soap-on-a-rope manufacturing.

With Gatfol you would have known about no-leak baby cups…

With Gatfol you would still have been in business…

Gatfol and “Blacklist” Manipulation


Almost all content control and censorship on the internet
occurs against static and dynamic keyword blacklists.

 Gatfol is the prime technology to create alternative groups of words with the same
meaning and intact grammar, semantically equal to any set of blacklist keywords.

 Gatfol hates:


Use Gatfol to fight blacklists promoting the above