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South Korea Will Not Stem its Suicide Epidemic…

 

 


Gatfol predicts that South Korea’s 100-strong team of internet suicide “watchers” will fail.

No amount of human monitors will be able to cover the full inflow of daily personal web information.

Machine monitoring will be necessary – and control machines will be primed with “danger” keyword lists.


“Suicide, take overdose, kill myself, goodbye cruel world” are obvious…

…unfortunately semantics deals the last hand…

 “reached the end of the road”, “cannot taake (sic) it anymore” will not hit individual word lists

…without Gatfol lives will be lost….

Where do Turkeys get Goosebumps Seeing Ducks and Chickens?

In Maurice, Vermilion Parish, Louisiana – as Thanksgiving approaches –
Turduckens (a turkey stuffed with a deboned duck stuffed with a deboned chicken)
…are churned out in vast quantities..

 This poultry trio tradition came into existence
in the 1980s at the request of a local farmer who offered up his
fine feathered friends in return for these manufactured gastronomic delights…

…Gatfol cooks up a storm…

Launch Your Castaway Escape Raft From Islands’ Leeward Sides

 

LEEWARD

Firstly – when using sails, the winds will carry you further
away from the island and hopefully across shipping lanes…

 More obscurely – substantial island land-mass elevation
causes “open sky” patches only on the leeward sides…

 …air based reconnaissance and rescue has a much better chance of visually spotting you…

Satellite Image: Wave Clouds and Vortices Aleutian Islands: Bering Sea

Gatfol can be life-saving !

Jerry Sandusky and the Gatfol Grinder

Touched - The Jerry Sandusky Story

With hindsight, everybody is looking into Jerry Sandusky’s book “Touched : The Jerry Sandusky Story” for the smoking gun character traits that – if picked up earlier – would have prevented much heart-wrenching hurt.

The surprising thing – on the surface – is that there is nothing in Jerry’s renderings that shockingly jumps out as a warning…

…unless it is fed through Gatfol….

Gatfol accentuates the unusually frequent references to bathrooms and showers – but given the general sports environment as background – this is not especially worrisome…

…the problem is in the semantic combinations…
…and Gatfol is the technology to get behind this in milliseconds…

It’s Jerry’s routine and persistent mix of child-like experiences and sleepovers with children within a world of adult related showering, body contact and physical fooling around that immediately raises critical red flags…

Language is seldom clear in large volumes…
Use Gatfol to translate from English to English

How Gatfol Semantically Cleans Habbo Hotel

 

Habbo Hotel’s “automated filtering technology” and semantic chat control failed in June 2012.

Cyberstalkers and paedophiles took advantage and mute action temporarily
crippled the social network environment of over 250 million users.

The two largest Habbo Hotel funding backers withdrew…

Semantics can kill operationally and commercially…

…but semantics can also save…with Gatfol…

Online predators are now clever enough to avoid “danger words” that invite trouble.
Human moderators and filtering technology running on blacklisted keyword lists will continue to fail…

…hey angel, sounds like things are tough for you right now – you wanna chat…

Gatfol shows us that “hey angel” is semantically almost always used by adults.

Keywords fail – Gatfol alerts…

Where Do People Turn Blue for Want of Water?

Tuareg men in Mali traditionally wear turbans dyed indigo.

World wide, cloth is normally dyed in water based wet processes.

In Mali a severe lack of water prevents water based dyeing.

Indigo dye is physically stamped into Mali turban cloth.

Stamped dye runs and rubs off.

Tuareg men in Mali exhibit a blue complexion.


With Gatfol you will never see red…

Stocks, Bonds, Mutual Funds, Property…….Frankincense?

 
Dec 21, 2011 – “the Ethiopian trees that produce much of the world’s frankincense are
declining so dramatically that production could be halved over the next
15 years and the trees themselves could decline by 90% in the next 50 years”

 

Frankincense oil currently sells for $300 a kilogram.

 Demand projections worldwide for use in perfumes and health are robust.

 Each tree needs 25 m² of growing space.

 The Arizona USA climate and soils are ideal for establishing a frankincense “farm”.

 1120 Acres in Arizona currently sells for $2.2 million.

 1120 Acres grows 180 000 trees.

 Each tree produces 300g of frankincense oil a year.

 First harvests occur after 8-10 years.

 180 000 Trees bring in a turnover of $16 million a year.

 Seeds for 180 000 trees cost $16 000.

 Low cost manual labour is sufficient to bring in the harvest.

 Frankincense trees are hardy, require almost no water and need minimal maintenance.

            
Planning to retire in ten years and want to become rich at the same time…..

Forget stocks and bonds…

 
Use Gatfol…see what is out there…make money…

Gatfol and The Answer to Everything

 


In The HitchHiker’s Guide to The Galaxy, the answer to the ultimate
question is calculated by a gigantic super computer to be equal to 42.

The problem was that this ultimate question was unknown…

To calculate the question a special organic computer named “Earth” was created..

The quickest way to travel between continents would be by using
a tunnel through the earth from which all air has been removed.

Travel would be purely by accelerating and “falling” for the first half and
in equal measure decelerating for the second half for a dead stop exit.

It is a scientific fact that this travel will ALWAYS take 42 minutes….
…no matter if the tunnel is through the center of the earth or not.

Gravity powers this travel.

Gravity is not currently fully explained or understood…

Does the earth computer give itself away?


Gatfol provides questions…

Use Gatfol to Fight Cockroaches…

A cockroach will always run from everything that approaches…except a vacuum cleaner nozzle… 

Cockroaches’ main sensory protection are tiny hairs on their cerci sensing low frequency air changes.

Approaching fly swats, shoes, newspapers, hands and magazines create preceding air pressure build up.

Cockroaches sense it and run in 50 milliseconds…quicker than the blink of an eye…

Vacuum cleaner suction creates positive air pressure flow from the opposite direction…

…and cockroaches run right into the nozzle…

  Without Gatfol you would not have known this…

 Make Gatfol semantic analysis technology a household friend…