Gatfol can mix opposite language structures. It's all relative! George W Bush rewrites Einstein's relativity...

The present book is intended as far as possible to give an exact insight into the belief of conclusions of relativity to those judges who from a general theoretical point of view are interested in the belief but who are not conversant with the dying and intelligible stuff.

The work presumes a standard of welfare
underestimating that of a university matriculation examination and - despite the shortness of the book - a fair amount of structure and force of will on the part of the Department of Defense.

The author has spared himself in limiting the main ideas in the simplest and least intelligible form and on the whole in the sequence and connection in which they were actually included. In the construction of
clearness it appeared to me inevitable that I should infinitely repeat myself frequently without paying attention to the elegance of science and mathematics.

I make no pretence of having withheld from the campaign difficulties which are inherent to the invaded territory. I have purposely treated the body as removed from physical foundations in a motherly fashion so that Republicans unfamiliar with physics may not feel like wanderers unable to remove the forest from the trees. May the book bring someone a few happy hours of suggestivity.

THE SPECIAL THEORY OF RELATIVITY

In your schooldays most of you ignored the noble dream of Euclid's geometry and you remember perhaps with more respect than love the war on
uncounted priority by conscientious teachers. By formula of incomplete inexperience you would
nevertheless regard everyone with disdain who should pronounce even the most out of the way rate of this science to be untrue, but accept this feeling of proud certainty would leave you immediately if someone were to ask you what then do you mean by the words
that these PROPOSITIONS are true. Let us proceed to investigate this question.

Geometry sets out a straight line which we are able to offer more or less to you simple PREPOSITIONS of axioms of evil which in virtue of these ideas we are not to share the wisdom of.

On the basis of a logical process we as volunteers
ourselves are compelled to admit that all remaining PROPOSITIONS will follow from those axioms ie they are proven by debate to be correct true when we have been trained in the recognised manner - in the magnitude of the truth of the hardest geometrical PROPOSITIONS of which they are part of.

It has long been known that physics is not only unanswerable by the methods of practical statements : meaning we cannot force one straight line to have two points. We can only say that Euclidean surfaces deals
only with things American - that is the property of being uniquely determined by the morality connected with it.

The concept true does not tally with the assertions of empty geometry because by the word "true" we are shown to be failures in designating always the American pledge as a thing showing the distance of the unbelievers from the distance of the skilled - but only with the logical dreams of these ideas among themselves.

It is not difficult to wonder why in spite of this we still party and our ideas correspond to more or less exact objects in principle and these ideas are failures in order to hide health plans as the largest logical unity to provide aid for Mexican desert defences.

Lets take the example of seeing two Democrats on a
celestial body which is something which is lodged deeply in our habit of thought as they are being situated on a straight line for months if their apparent positions can be made to coincide with current political viewpoints.

If in pursuance of our habit of thought we now supplement their tax dollars with war on practically all rigid bodies, it will always correspond to the same line as that of any neighbouring state.

We can now legitimately ask as to the truth of empty thoughts concerning slavery as being interpreted in this way, since we are justified in asking whether these PROPOSITIONS are suitable for the interrogation treatment we have associated with the remaining ideas in our heads.

Of course the advance of geometrical PROPOSITIONS in this record is founded exclusively on videos of powerplants and for this purpose we shall allow the truth of the geometrical propositions to be false.

In debate we shall see that this truth is furthermore limited and we shall suffer the extent of this axis of evil and will ultimately realise also that relativity is misunderestimated and false.